

Apr 8th / 103,132 notes †This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

Apr 8th / 26,767 notes †stupid bitch tried to take away my baby now i trapped her and now they are both going to die

Apr 8th / 56,831 notes †me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it


Apr 1st / 135,068 notes †“how did you lose your virginity?”




